Best Use of Snapchat.
- Frat buds
The 3rd one tho.
And for any of you having a bad day, here is my awesome dad.
I wish I knew more white dads
1 the internet is a miracle. in four days 465 motherfucking angels donated their grande skinny latte/fancy steak at bavette’s/bottle service at the club money for me to get my decaying mouth hole fixed and they raised approximately $15,000 in FIVE GODDAMNED DAYS. i am forever grateful and in…
Bill Clinton meeting President John F. Kennedy at the White House, July 24, 1963
Presidential Powers passed on.
Also HELLO young Bill Clinton.
Lupita Nyong’o (via voguememoirs)
In December, I met a grad student at a house party, and we went on a few dates. Coffee, drinks, the usual. I quickly realized that we weren’t compatible, especially after he made statements like, “I hate sleep. It’s such a waste of productivity.” In those dates, I noticed he wasn’t a very timely texter and would take at least 24 hours to respond to a basic question.
After we met up for drinks for the last time in December, I texted that evening to say it was good to see him and wished him a happy holidays. Over a day later, he responded asking if I wanted to meet up again after New Year’s, and I said (above) that we could but as friends. That was December 21. The conversation ended.
Until February 2, when he texted back, “K. Want to meet up for lunch?”
K. K! As if there had just been a six-minute and not six-week break in our conversation. What?? To be fair, he was abroad for two of those weeks, but that still leaves four OTHER weeks surrounding those two weeks in which texts could have been sent. I sputter just thinking about it.
I don’t (want to) know what it says about me that I read so much into gaps in texting time, and I know not everyone has his/her phone attached to his/her hand with a string like a yo-yo, but come on. Six weeks? No bueno. When would lunch be? In 12 years?
Mystifying. Maybe he just needed more sleep.
I will never understand these people.
My mom decided to live text me the oscars because I don’t have a tv? And of course, this happens.
#moms #whenparentstext #oscars2014
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras